An Imposter Calls

An Imposter Calls is a song released on 20 November 2020 by The Stupendium. It features Dan Bull.

Description
Trapped aboard a ship in deep space with a crew of friends/potential murderers, Among Us is the multiplayer sensation that has taken the world by storm as we attempt to hunt down the dreaded 'Impostors' before they get their tentacles on us.

Okay guys, I heard you! I made no secret of the fact that I would not have time to make an Among Us song this year, the game blew up just as I was moving house and I had my schedule all planned for the rest of 2020. Well I guess that schedule had to go out the airlock! Among Us has been the single most requested song I've ever had on this channel. Thousands, literally thousands, of requests in the comments of every video, on my social media, everywhere. This project was incredibly fun to put together despite the tight time frame and I'm hugely thankful to Dan Bull for offering to collab on an Among Us project. I don't think It'd have been possible to do alone under the restrictions I was facing. An important note, in case you may be wondering, Dan and I are currently in a 'Bubble' and are not required to be socially distant! Keep safe, people!

Huge thanks to my incredible Patrons for making this project possible! And to Nick Henderson and Lizzy C. Jones for helping put the video together.

Lyrics
VERSE 1:

Just another day of duties on the Skeld

Slightly spooked by all the crew that we’ve expelled

Out the airlock, thinking that we’re Sherlock

Trying to ensure whatever is aboard is sent to hell

‘Cause I’ve a sneaking suspicion there’s a freak on the mission

And they’re picking us off one by one

But with each wrong decision we are missing a technician

And there isn’t anywhere to run (AAGH) Did you hear that?

Better finish the task that’s in here and dash, in fact

I’m a beginner at this but still I’ll give it a bash

Unclear if anybody witnessed me get rid of the trash

But if they didn’t we’re in for a nasty imminent crash

The killer has to be diligent, cos a slip of the mask

Could mean the difference between winning and getting evacuated

We’re trapped in a heated debate on who’s a friend or a foe

Will you be yeeted to space? Dunno, depends on the vote

CHORUS:

Now I’m losing faith in my crew

and I’m pointing fingers at you,

we’re finding them gone, one by one

Until we’re finally down to two

I know that I’ve got nothing to prove

And so have you been telling the truth?

Well I’m placing my faith in the vacuum of space

‘Cause face it we haven’t a clue

VERSE 2

I hate to vent but I’m gonna get accusatory

By the vent, well I just saw something super gory

Brought you here to hear my story, listen up or you’ll be sorry

If you’re in a room with Blue I put to you that you should worry

for goodness sake, you must be mistaken if you’re making

such a baseless accusation, I mean look at this face, isn’t it

innocent? Fragrant as a cinnamon bake

so you better shift the blame or face your imminent fate

I was in electrical inspecting all the wires

I know you’re sceptical, I tell you he’s conspired

I swear I saw a flash of tentacle eviscerate the ventricles

Of one magenta gent that Blue offensively retired

That’s a lie, I didn’t do it, it was you, and I can prove it

Then let’s retrieve the CCTV, we will see the culprit while we view it

No need, I’ve seen it and deleted it already

I swear these days, only repeats are on the telly

[MAIN CHORUS]

Now I’m losing faith in my crew

And I’m pointing fingers at you

We’re finding them gone, one by one

Until we’re finally down to two

I know that I’ve got nothing to prove

And so have you been telling the truth?

Well I’m placing my faith in the vacuum of space

‘Cause face it we haven’t a clue

VERSE 3:

Red alert! We need security! There has been a murder spree!

Isn’t it suspicious that no witnesses were there to see?

Would you quit giving me the third degree? Refer to green!

Green’s dead, His bleeding head’s in the infirmary

We urgently need an emergency meeting

To determine what we should do but everyone’s speaking, mute 'em!

There’s been a mutiny of mutants who are being a nuisance

So we need scrutiny to foresee which beans are humans

It’s either me or you, the people viewing can see the truth, look:

Methinks the lady do be pleadin’ just a wee bit too much

[BREAK]

Would the crew please report to the bridge.

Crew to the bridge. Thank you.

BRIDGE:

It's you or me, it’s me or you

And I can’t see What we should do

We’ll cast a vote and when we’re through

We’ll save the ship or doom the crew

CHORUS:

Now I’m losing faith in my crew

and I’m pointing fingers at you

we’re finding them gone, one by one

until we’re finally down to two _

I know that I’ve got nothing to prove

and so have you been telling the truth?

Well I’m placing my faith in the vacuum of space

‘Cause face it we haven’t a clue

VERSE 4:

I say it’s him, he says it’s me we should dispatch

So cast a vote and blast a bloke out of the hatch

One by one your crew decreases

You came in peace but you left in pieces

This imposter’s stopped, did you want an award?

Who’s to say I was the only one aboard..?