The Fright Before Christmas

The Fright Before Christmas is a song released on 12 December 2020 by The Stupendium.

Description
Another year, another Christmas in the company of murderous monstrosities! But after the year that 2020 has been, that almost seems like quite a nice distraction?

I'm very happy to present the third instalment in the 'Very Scary Christmas' series. A huge thanks to all of my patrons for making the video possible, to my good friend Sheax for helping to get all of the artwork together for the project and to BoneCage for his awesome work turning my terrible acoustic guitar demo into such an awesome instrumental! 2020 has been one heck of a year, I hope you all have a great festive season and most importantly a safe one. You all earned it.

Lyrics
VERSE 1

This time every year

I am forced to face my fears

As hoards of evil villains come to stay

Smiling ear to ear

Spreading blood and gore and cheer

Instead of killing things in their video games

But this Christmas Eve as I scrolling through my Steam

Waiting for it all to start again

Darkness fills the screen and every pixel starts to scream

I think this year I get to go to them

Bendy and the Wendigo

Tell cracker jokes with Slendy over\

Cocoa from SCP-294

Whilst Boris and Alice Angel

Help King Dice set the tables

And the Murder Monkeys sharpen knives and forks

Baldi counts to 10 for some festive hide and seek

Piggy’s hiding on the table with an apple in her teeth

Granny’s sitting by the fire just trying to get some sleep

And Cartoon Cat is in her lap but won’t fit on the seat

CHORUS

This isn’t typically the sort of Christmas I’d enjoy

I was sat at my computer then I slid into the void

Filled to the brim with villains who could all have me destroyed

But they’re all too preoccupied with opening their toys

364 days a year they’re rather vicious

There’s not much time off in the murder business

But now the Keeper’s leavin’ giblets on the plate with Santa’s biscuits

Here upon the Fright before Christmas

VERSE 2

The Rake has gone ice skating

Whilst the puppets do the baking

And Rod makes snow cones full of meat and hair

Crewmates and Impostors

Trade gifts with Amnesia monsters

But each time I look there’s one less crewmate there

The Evil Nun and Hell Priests hold a special midnight service

To ancient gods and devils, there’s like 30 different versions

Adam MacIntyre and Jeffrey Hawk put on a festive circus

And if you’re thirsty then Francis York Morgan brought a thermos

CHORUS

364 days a year they’re rather vicious

Fate assures me by New Year it’s back to business

Frank Whittle sounds familiar but I’m sure it’s just coincidence

Here upon the Fright before Christmas

VERSE 3

Tasi Trianon and the Carrion

Are sitting watching Carry On films

Whilst it’s still their turn on the TV

As the Neighbor and Nemesis

Wait to play on the Genesis

For speed run tips from Sonic.exe

The Glamrock Fazbear gang have got that rocking Christmas sound

But Vanny seems to know my name and it’s freaking me out

The ghosts from Phasmophobia hang garlands all around

Then Siren Head comes carolling and blows them all back down

CHORUS

This isn’t typically the sort of Christmas I’d enjoy

I was sat at my computer then I slid into the void

Filled to the brim with villains who could all have me destroyed

But they’re all too preoccupied with opening their toys

364 days a year they’re rather vicious

There’s not much time off in the murder business

Monika and Yandere-chan are still fighting over my gifts as

We celebrate the Fright before Christmas

BRIDGE

I wake up at my computer after all the festive cheer

Wondering if I’ll get to see my friends again next year

As though they’re really popular it’s evidently clear

That after doing three of these I’m all out of ideas

CHORUS

364 days a year they’re rather vicious

There’s not much time off in the murder business

I’ll need a new sanity meter after all the things I’ve witnessed

Here upon the Fright before Christmas

Here upon the Fright before Christmas

Here upon the Fright before Christmas