Loosing my Patients

Loosing my Patients is a song released on September 4, 2020 by The Stupendium.

Description
In Bossa Studios' 'Sugeon Simulator 2' you are tasked the delicate procedure of saving lives at the tip of a scalpel. Or, if you prefer, a hacksaw, an aubergine or some donuts. In Surgeon Simulator 2 anything goes, except perhaps the Hippocratic oath.

I finally got the chance to work with the fantastic Bonecage on this project. He's insanely talented and criminally underrated so please do check out his channel for some of the most wonderfully bizarre music you'll find on YouTube!

His musical skills in the realm of rock allowed me to explore a new sound for this song! I've wanted to do a more rock sounding number for a while and the zany nature of Surgeon Sim was a perfect fit. I tried my best to channel my inner Weird Al for this one, one of my earliest influences, along with a healthy dose of B52s.

This was the LAST video to be filmed in my house before I move in a few weeks time to start setting up my own production space! I have some content planned for the next couple of months but this will be the last live action video I make for a while whilst I sort my life into boxes and then out of boxes at the other end! Please stick around, there's lots of exciting stuff on the way!

Thanks to my Patrons for making this music video possible and to Lizzy for her help putting the video together!

Lyrics
New day and I’m raring to start

Ok, let’s look at your chart

New spleen? Cool beans, pretty routine

But what say we take a look at your heart?

It seems we’re fresh out of spleens

But that won’t matter a smidge

I’ve sent Milo to see

What we have got in the fridge

These kidneys won’t keep

So while you’re blissfully sleeping

I’ll throw some in for free

A little treat in your treatment

You say you wanna be my patient?

Well go ahead and make my day

Open up so I can feel your heart beat

I wanna get inside you in a good way

You ate it HARD for breakfast

Baby, now you'rе scrambled eggs

HEY MAN I'm gonna fix what's broken

I wanna gеt inside you in a good way

You might find a shrub for a lung unlikely

Nurse misheard me when I asked for an IV

At least try three has no cats on your CAT scan

What were you expecting when you asked for a trans-plant?

We soon gave up with the tracking the rates of patient survival

‘Cus I am psych-i-opathic as I am homeo-cidal

We heard it’s hip to recycle so now your hip’s a bicycle

And we replaced your slipped disc with this record on vinyl

Digging through your small intestine

Gonna give you what you need

Sauerkraut and poor digestion

Are my two least favourite things

I wanna cut you open and take you apart

And put you right back together again

Eye for an eye

And an arm for a leg

And a pickle for an arm

HEY! What’s that doing in there?

You say you got a bad kidney

I'll put it in it's place

Open up I wanna cure what ails you

I wanna get inside you in a good way

Well I'm a second-class sawbones

But baby that's ok

Come on! I'm gonna fix what's broken

I wanna get inside you in a good way

Day four of my medical residence

There’s organs to jettison and the morgue needs some specimens

Hippocratically negligent like I’m hacking at venison

There’s a reason it’s called ‘Practising medicine’

So I’m excited to make your acquaintance

In the waiting room I’ve made in my basement

‘Cus I crave the sensation of your brains in my waste bin

I’m a nice guy but I keep losing my patients

If your internals have curdled and need

Some surgery urgently

It must be an emergency

If your GP refers to me

I’m certain you’d prefer to see

Some nerd from university

Earned their degree deservedly

‘Stead of free when they purchased the

Learnin’ Surgery DVD

This infernal infirmary

There’s a quirk in your circuitry

We’ll work on it externally

Pretty soon you’ll be surfing the

One way gurney to purgatory

All aboard to absurdity

Anaesthetic’s a courtesy

You say you wanna be my patient?

Well go ahead and make my day

Open up so I can feel your heart beat

I wanna get inside you in a good way

You ate it HARD for breakfast

And now you're scrambled eggs

HEY MAN I'm gonna fix what's broken

I wanna get inside you in a good way

I wanna get inside you in a good way

(Ooh, I keep losing my patients)

Wanna get inside you in a good way

(Ooh, I keep losing my patients)

Wanna get inside you in a good way

(Ooh, I keep losing my patients)

I wanna get inside you in a good way

(Ooh, I keep losing my patients)

Wanna get inside you in a good way

(Ooh, I keep losing my patients)

Wanna get inside you in a good way

(Ooh, I keep losing my patients)